Penis Pump Productions Presents: Interview with Neal

[07:04:39] Im with ppp, penis pump productions, and we would like to run a story on you, so if u have time, could u answer a few questions?
[07:04:46] Yes.
[07:05:06] kay, so, why do you think so many people know about you on efnet?
[07:05:17] False question.
[07:05:27] There are 11162 users and 49583 invisible on 60 servers.
[07:05:27] no its not
[07:05:36] Only a very small % of them know me.
[07:05:40] okokok
[07:05:41] yeh, and i know at least 100 people who talk about you
[07:05:44] I'm only with.
[07:05:45] so many FAMOUS pppl
[07:05:46] 157 people.
[07:05:49] In all my Efnet channels.
[07:06:00] Nicks, rather.
[07:06:08] yeh, but no matter who u know, people will still talk about you when your not there
[07:06:16] I know.
[07:06:19] and this appears to be the case
[07:06:21] are you a starfucker?
[07:06:39] dead2fall, im making the questions dumbass, not you
[07:06:50] Oh star. I'm too young for her. :P
[07:06:54] so anyway, why do yu think people talk about you?
[07:07:11] HoZKiNZ, because my life may be interesting to talk about, I guess.
[07:07:25] the fact that you fucked dead2falls mom?
[07:07:29] No.
[07:07:32] <--Virgin. [07:07:57] * loopie has left #chicago [07:08:22] do you not count oral sex as a sexual encounter then?
[07:08:28] my mom has aids
[07:08:37] Never done that with any females.
[07:08:39] i was born with aids
[07:08:40] yah, i know dead2fall, its how i got it
[07:08:50] Sexual encounter? I guess. But not sexual intercourse.
[07:09:18] theres a difference? fuck man if some guy stuck his cock in my mouth id consider it intercourse
[07:09:42] Sure.
[07:09:48] Not vaginal intercourse.
[07:09:55] yeh, but its still sex
[07:10:00] No.
[07:10:05] Sex is vaginal intercourse.
[07:10:11] dont take the biill clinton line here
[07:10:22] Sticking the penis into the ear or nose isn't sex, only vagina.
[07:10:29] but if you plow a 13 year old girls mouth... its still intercourse with a minor
[07:10:36] or
[07:10:39] sex with a minor
[07:10:42] if you will.
[07:10:57] Intercourse with a minor, maybe, but not vaginal intercourse.
[07:11:05] Mouth != vagina.
[07:11:15] but intercourse == intercourse
[07:11:19] do u believe ass = vagina?
[07:11:19] Right.
[07:11:23] No.
[07:11:28] ;P
[07:11:32] so your saying no gay men ever have sex?
[07:11:51] Sex I define to be when the penis enters the vagina.
[07:12:01] There's a word for that you were saying.
[07:12:03] Sodomy.
[07:12:04] Sodomy != sex.
[07:12:12] i beg to differ
[07:12:19] I can differentiate.
[07:12:20] as a gay man, thats the only sex we can have.
[07:12:36] to me, and i assume most people, if you ejaculate into someone, no matter where it be, its considered sex
[07:12:51] Yea like sex with a can.
[07:12:58] Or a hole in the ground.
[07:13:08] yeh
[07:13:11] sex with a can
[07:13:12] u said it
[07:13:12] ^ Having sex with the Earth.
[07:13:20] or even... sex w/ hand
[07:13:32] ur hand isnt an orifice dumbass
[07:13:33] Then you're making ejaculation == sex.
[07:13:47] no, ejaculation INTO someone == sex
[07:14:10] Great, so my definitions are different than yours.
[07:14:26] how marvelous
[07:14:43] asl
[07:14:46] 19 years, 154 days, 14 hours, 58 minutes, and 17 seconds +/- ~<> 19.423337 years.
[07:14:49] Male.
[07:14:50] USA.
[07:14:57] nice script neal.
[07:15:06] yah nice
[07:15:06] Tq.
[07:15:22] Neal, are you gay?
[07:15:31] so whats your opinion of the people who ring you trying to get you into #pp?
[07:16:02] * luldungs has joined #chicago
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[07:16:19] Salx, no.
[07:16:22] asl
[07:16:24] sure?
[07:16:27] Yes.
[07:16:32] Neal: do u leik mudkips?
[07:16:38] you didnt answer my question
[07:16:40] HoZKiNZ, depends on the individual.
[07:16:46] Luldungs, I am pokémon master.
[07:16:47] GTFO LULDUNGS U /B/TARD
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[07:16:51] LOL DONGS
[07:17:08] do you guys ever get wind in chicago?
[07:17:18] only when it farts
[07:17:25] so, if i rang you right now, would u join it?
[07:18:03] lulsz
[07:18:37] * [uM]-sile has left #chicago
[07:18:45] i assume that that would be a no
[07:19:03] 10«14Neal10»  so at 19 and still a virgin, are you saving yourself for marriage?
[07:19:25] Marriage doesn't mean I may lose my virginity then.
[07:19:31] nah, its cuz hes a gay ike, and by his definition, hasnt had sex yet
[07:19:45] thats it for todays interview, join me tomorrow
[07:19:47] for no reason
[07:19:50] so you're gay then?
[07:19:56] this has been a penis pump productions thing
[07:19:58] bi curious
[07:20:00] he doesn't count taking anal sex as losing his virginity
[07:20:08] no, he doesnt
[07:20:11] LOL NEAL SUCKS COCKS

After that, it broke down into trivial spam by dead2fall and ignorance on the part of neal